fail_assassin: (*Right!*)
[Thunk] --despite the trouble it took to gather everything up, I think that I can put it toward a good cause!
Of course I won't forget to do my training either.

It's perfectly thought out. We'll call out the "[livejournal.com profile] mansae" over the public network, luring him out into the open. He is an offender of the worst kind, but I'm prepared!

[Flonne beats her fist against the hard plastic of a pair of oversize shoulder pads.] See?

Dressed like this, I'll remain safe from any groping he might try to use as a counterattack. We'll be able to conduct our talks with the culprit safely and peacefully. No problem! ♥

Now, I understand if you're worried. But I am absolutely determined to do this. You've done more than enough for me in the past, and I greatly appreciate it. -- But I can't allow this to go on without being able to do something about it myself!

That being said, you can join me if you still feel concerned. Oh, and... um... I might need just a small favor anyway, Lute. [...] Could you please help me walk downstairs? It's really hard for me to move around freely wearing all this equipment.

[[ooc The Final Confrontation against [livejournal.com profile] mansae is go! The mission statement was accidentally caught on recording, but feel free to notice a determined Fallen Angel attempting to walk downstairs from the second floor of Latimir in a near-complete set of hockey gear.]]

Date: 2010-03-26 04:55 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] you-go-boom.livejournal.com
Ewwww, that freak touched you?! Teeheehee!

Date: 2010-03-27 04:10 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] you-go-boom.livejournal.com
...oh. Then you're just super paranoid, huh? Teehee!

Date: 2010-03-27 06:36 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] fail-assassin.livejournal.com
How rude.

I'm not paranoid!

Date: 2010-03-28 06:51 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] you-go-boom.livejournal.com
I think you are! I mean, like, look at all that hardware! Can't you just kick him where it counts and call it a day?

Date: 2010-03-29 03:28 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] fail-assassin.livejournal.com
It's a protective countermeasure against groping! There's no telling what will happen, and I have prepared myself for that possibility!

"Where it counts"...? Um... I'm sorry. I'm not sure I understand where you mean...

Date: 2010-03-29 05:06 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] you-go-boom.livejournal.com
Gosh, it's like explaining something to a 3 year-old! You know! Kick him right in between the legs, teeheehee!

That way, you don't need all that stuff because he'll be... immobilized. His hands will be waaaay to busy trying to ease his pain!

1/2

Date: 2010-03-31 03:47 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] fail-assassin.livejournal.com
Right in between the-...

[...]

Date: 2010-03-31 04:17 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] you-go-boom.livejournal.com
Thaaaat's right! Don't tell me you've NEVER done that for self-defense?

Date: 2010-04-01 10:44 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] fail-assassin.livejournal.com
N-n-NO! I haven't!

Th-that kind of method... It just seems so dirty and underhanded. And painful to think about.

Date: 2010-04-02 07:13 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] you-go-boom.livejournal.com
Well! You can think about it THIS way: NOTHING is more underhanded and dirty than a sex offender! Teeheehee!

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