fail_assassin: (Wait...)
[BZZZAP!] Ouch! Ooh... I'm sorry for neglecting you, Mr. Communicator!

I didn't think that I would end up getting so preoccupied with things, and... well... The time just passed me by.

Actually, it seems like a whole lot has happened since the last time I recorded an entry. Though, it is hard to remember everything that happened before, and I have this strange feeling of deja vu sometimes... B-but the important thing is that everything worked out in the end. Somehow. The monsters that were attacking the city before are gone now, and I think we can owe alot to everyone who worked hard to protect this city and the people living here. I know this comes a little late, but... Thank you very much, everyone!

Hmmm... What else?

The Prinnies and I are doing just fine. Though sometimes they seem a bit apprehensive... I wonder what went wrong?

...Huh? That's strange. It feels like I'm forgetting something important. [...] Oh well. Maybe it will come back to me later.

[[ooc That something is this, actually. (Anastasia, you are free to nag me on this, now that I have a more cooperative muse.)]]
fail_assassin: (*Right!*)
All right!

I might be weak, but my will is strong! As long as there are people who need protection in God's house, them I'm going to do everything I can!
After all, there's no where else for me to go right now...

Though, isn't it a little strange? Have there been less attacks lately, or am I just imagining things? [She lets out a tired moan.] Not that I'm ungrateful, I have been feeling a little woozy lately... Maybe it's all the dust in the air?

[Gasp!] Who goes there?!

Come out, or I'll give you a taste of my PRINNY BOMBER!

AAAH! THERE'S NOTHING OVER THERE, DOOD!

L-let's not get hasty, dood!

Just put the Prinny down, dood. Gently.

[[ooc After the apartment building on Latimir Street was destroyed, Flonne went to go help defend St. Peter's Church out of her right and duty as a Fallen Angel. Except now, the effect of Lavos feeding time is making her a little more... demonic.]]
fail_assassin: (Space Detective Justice Flonne)
[BZZZAP!] Ouch! A-ah! I mean... [Ahem. Flonne takes on a more gruff and disguised tone of voice, attempting to cover up her high-pitched yelp of surprise from before.] Ouch.

[Clearing her throat a little, she flicks on the camera function of the communicator, and it pans up to... a white motorcycle helmet. Yet those two red eyes behind the shaded and scratched up visor seem strangely familiar. (If the frequency alone wasn't enough of a giveaway... along with the swabs of old acrylic paint that look like wings on each side.)

With a note of approval hitting her voice, she takes a small step back... and then strikes a heroic pose!
]

Citizens of Discedo! We have reached a moment of crisis, where an unknown enemy is wreaking terror and havoc across the city!

We interrupt your regularly scheduled post for an important message. [[Not an IC-cut]] )

[She raises both of her arms up in the air, as if cheering on the viewers.] United together, we're unstoppable! Goooo!!

[Grinning smugly behind the helmet, she gives a salute to the camera.] I believe in your power, as a messenger of justice. [Click.]

. . .

[With the camera switched to voice mode, and not actually off, Flonne can be heard exhaling in the background.] Whew. That thing gets really warm after while...
fail_assassin: (*Right!*)
[Thunk] --despite the trouble it took to gather everything up, I think that I can put it toward a good cause!
Of course I won't forget to do my training either.

It's perfectly thought out. We'll call out the "[livejournal.com profile] mansae" over the public network, luring him out into the open. He is an offender of the worst kind, but I'm prepared!

[Flonne beats her fist against the hard plastic of a pair of oversize shoulder pads.] See?

Dressed like this, I'll remain safe from any groping he might try to use as a counterattack. We'll be able to conduct our talks with the culprit safely and peacefully. No problem! ♥

Now, I understand if you're worried. But I am absolutely determined to do this. You've done more than enough for me in the past, and I greatly appreciate it. -- But I can't allow this to go on without being able to do something about it myself!

That being said, you can join me if you still feel concerned. Oh, and... um... I might need just a small favor anyway, Lute. [...] Could you please help me walk downstairs? It's really hard for me to move around freely wearing all this equipment.

[[ooc The Final Confrontation against [livejournal.com profile] mansae is go! The mission statement was accidentally caught on recording, but feel free to notice a determined Fallen Angel attempting to walk downstairs from the second floor of Latimir in a near-complete set of hockey gear.]]
fail_assassin: (*Eek!*)
[BZZZAP!] Ouch! A-ah!

[There's a jumble of metal and plastic... --things being held between her two small arms, before Flonne finally manages to get a hold of them. She breathes out a soft sigh of relief.]

Phew... Shh... Please be quiet, Mr. Communicator! There's--

[Something can be heard collapsing onto the floor from above, causing various store goods to topple over and for Flonne to let out a startled shriek of surprise.]

Wh-wh-who's there?!

[. . .]

KYAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[Running, running, running! Suddenly, the Fallen Angel can be heard running from a Marionette. Stumbling out into the street of the Shopping District with her arms full of hockey gear for God-only-knows-what reason.]

I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!!

[Flonne apologizes profusely in a moment of fright-induced panic, before the feed finally times out.]
fail_assassin: (*Sigh*)
[BZZZAP!] WOOAH, DOOD!

[The communicator goes from the end of a pair of Prinny flippers to the floor, landing with a clatter. The camera, now turned on, focuses on a familiar trio of Prinnies milling around in Flonne's bedroom.]

Did you see that? It buzzed him, dood! Scary...

Your eyes lit up like a Christmas tree, dood.

Shut up. That really hurt, dood... Oh, hey! It's recording!

Hi mom!

[A loud and ominous gurgling noise can be heard in the background. Is it a monster in hiding? Nope. It's just Flonne, who lets out a mournful groan before rolling onto her side in bed, pulling her bedsheets more snuggly around her.]

Shhh. Quiet, dood. Master Flonne isn't feeling too good.

Whoops. Sorry, dood.

[One Prinny picks the communicator back up, putting it on top of a nightstand that is currently sharing space with a half-open cup of (expired) RosenQueen Netherworld Branch Chicken Vegetable-Flavored Cup Ramen. -- The culprit.]

Always make sure to check the expiration date on food, doods.

--or you'll be running to the bathroom like a marathon runner, dood.

Uh... and please don't shoot us any more, dood. We thought that apartment was empty. Honest!

I think that I saw my life flash in front of my eyes back there for a second, dood!

Are you sure that you just didn't have too much to drink, dood?

... Oh right. That could have happened, dood.

[[ooc The following Prinny icons were made by and taken from [livejournal.com profile] makai_whisper. Please credit them if you use them for your own LiveJournal.]]
fail_assassin: (Sorry. I won't hold back!)
Lights, Camera and... Action! [IC Cut] )

[The video feed is switched on, with the camera focusing on the middle of a broken and battered Latimir Street. The shot wobbles unsteadily between a pair of unsteady Prinny flippers.]

[Suddenly, a pair of Prinnies run across the screen, looking as if they are in sheer peril.]

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, DOOD! IT'S THE TERRIBLE MENACE OF THE NETHERWORLD, FLONNEZILLA!!

[The camera pans over to Flonne, who is dressed from head to toe in a monster costume. She is stomping her feet and flailing her arms around as she goes. The tail of her costume drags on the ground as she walks, and she's even making her own city destroying and fire breathing sound effects.]

GAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

SOMEONE STOP HER BEFORE SHE DESTROYS THE ENTIRE CITY, DOOD!

[The camera pans back to the middle of the street, and where one of the Prinnies form before now has their face right up the camera, flippers reaching desperately toward it.]

PLEASE SAVE US, PRINCE LAHARL, DOOD! YOU'RE OUR ONLY HOPE! SHE'S GONNA--

OH NO!!


[...]

What is it, dood? ... Your throat hurts?

--OH! You want me to cut it? Yeah! I got it now, dood.


[The camera suddenly shakes violently with the sound of an explosion being made by the Prinny holding it, and then the feed is abruptly clicked off.]

[[ooc Watch out, Discedo. The plan has already been set into motion.]]
fail_assassin: (Fallen Angel)
[BZZZAP! Well, nobody's perfect.]

WAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Oww... Please excuse my lack of diligence, Mr. Communicator! I didn't mean to neglect you out of any bad intentions. Honest!

[She sighs.] Actually, the truth of the matter is... It seems that it is easier for me to catch a cold in this weather, when I can't use my magic to help cure it right away. It wasn't a very pleasant experience. Especially since I'm not used to getting sick.
But on the bright side, it was nice to be at rest and stay all snug and warm indoors while I recovered. I was comfortable, so I hope that no one had to worry about me too much while I was away.

Though, now that I think about it... why did I have a dream about participating in a spicy curry eating contest with some of the other vassals living in the Overlord's Castle? Strange.

[...] Oh well. Maybe it will come to me later. For now, could anyone please tell me where I might be able to find some winter clothing?

Any information would be very helpful, and you would have my sincerest gratitude.
fail_assassin: (*Eek!*)
"Use this"? Well, okay... Just as long as there are some good stations in the area.

Oh my… I- I didn’t think that the Human World was having this much trouble!

Is this an effect of Mr. Carter’s war with the Netherworld? Did it put them right into an economic depression?! [She sighs.] Poor Mr. Gordon and Ms. Jennifer…

…or maybe… A gigantic super-powered robot constructed by the Earth Defense Force went out of control and went on a rampage! That’s why everything looks so destroyed!

[She sounds pretty sure of herself now.] Yes, that just has to be it!

Oh. But I really shouldn’t make assumptions by appearances alone. That would be wrong. …I know! I’ll ask one of the locals! That should be the easiest way for me to learn and truth.

[The low-pitched moan of a ReDead can be heard in the distance.] Huh? Is that… a zombie? How wonderful! Did Laharl send one of his vassals up to the Human World to do some community service? [She giggles happily.] He probably won’t admit it, but I’ll know that he performed a good deed out of the kindness of his heart.

[She can be heard running along while the communicator shuffles around inside of one of her pockets,the sound of her voice picked up more faintly.]

Excuse me, but could you answer a few questions for me? It would be very helpful.

[…]

WAAAAAAAAAAAH!

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