Episode 14: A Just Cause [Accidental Voice Post]

[fail_assassin]

[Thunk] --despite the trouble it took to gather everything up, I think that I can put it toward a good cause!
Of course I won't forget to do my training either.

It's perfectly thought out. We'll call out the "mansae" over the public network, luring him out into the open. He is an offender of the worst kind, but I'm prepared!

[Flonne beats her fist against the hard plastic of a pair of oversize shoulder pads.] See?

Dressed like this, I'll remain safe from any groping he might try to use as a counterattack. We'll be able to conduct our talks with the culprit safely and peacefully. No problem! ♥

Now, I understand if you're worried. But I am absolutely determined to do this. You've done more than enough for me in the past, and I greatly appreciate it. -- But I can't allow this to go on without being able to do something about it myself!

That being said, you can join me if you still feel concerned. Oh, and... um... I might need just a small favor anyway, Lute. [...] Could you please help me walk downstairs? It's really hard for me to move around freely wearing all this equipment.

[[ooc The Final Confrontation against mansae is go! The mission statement was accidentally caught on recording, but feel free to notice a determined Fallen Angel attempting to walk downstairs from the second floor of Latimir in a near-complete set of hockey gear.]]

Comments

[suckmycannon.livejournal.com]

...where did you even get all of that?

1/2

[fail-assassin.livejournal.com]

It was... um...

Ah-! The "North Star Superstore"!

[fail-assassin.livejournal.com]

It was a very dangerous endeavor!

I was chased out by a monster, and I didn't even have my staff with me. -- If not for Lute, I probably would have been killed!

[suckmycannon.livejournal.com]

[Have an impressed whistle.]

Really now? That's awful brave of you to risk your life like that just to face off with the sinister hands of a sexual predator. Think you'll be able to take care of him once and for all?

[fail-assassin.livejournal.com]

Oh no... I'm not really that brave. Besides, there are much worse things to be afraid of in this world than someone like Mr. Korea.

"One and for all"...? I'm sorry, but how do you mean, miss?

1/2

[suckmycannon.livejournal.com]

Hey, you're going up against a sexual predator. That takes balls. I would give you a parade if I could.

[suckmycannon.livejournal.com]

I mean~, you're gonna kill him right? Grabby perverted bastard like that ought to learn his lesson the hard way. [She might be joking a little bit.]

1/2

[fail-assassin.livejournal.com]

Balls...?

A-a parade?! Really? [She lets out a little giggle, feeling sheepish.] Oh no. That's just too much...

2/3 || I lied.

[fail-assassin.livejournal.com]

[.....]

3/3

[fail-assassin.livejournal.com]

I DON'T WANT TO KILL ANYONE!!

[suckmycannon.livejournal.com]

I don't know how hard it'd be to get floats. Probably not a good idea then.

Well yeah, unless you're content with just roughing him up a little. You know, maybe a black eye and a few broken bones. A concussion works too. But then, he might be the persistent type and just strike again. What would you do then?

[fail-assassin.livejournal.com]

B-but I thought peaceful negotiations would be just as effective! I didn't really plan to have to put anyone in the hospital!

Oh my... Um... W-well...

[suckmycannon.livejournal.com]

Do you not know how many problems the world would have if sexual offenders got off with just a simple slap on the wrist? Chaos I tell you! Utter chaos.

But, I guess if you think things will work out fine this way, then I'll take your word for it. Hm, do you think the windows in the apartments have locks on them? Even though these types of guys tend to be able to take care of that with a simple snap of the fingers.

[fail-assassin.livejournal.com]

C-chaos?!

Oh, wow... This is getting even more serious by the minute!

[...]

WHAT?!